Things like these get me through my drab life out here:

Kadu: U r the fren, man
Me: Thats 'coz you are the fren
Kadu: your ear is important to me... so is your uncalled for advice
Me: Uncalled for? Thats it??? Its just about my ear?? How insulting!!!
Kadu: Hehehehe... Thats 'coz ear is the only organ i think about in a non perverse fashion
Me: Oooh... interesting!!!