Porn-Corn

Me: Hi, who is Shaqila (hope I have spelt that correctly)?

F: You dont know Shaqila? She is a famous South-indian porn star

Me: This may come as a culture shock to you, but I dont watch porn. Anyway, she must be quite ugly.

F: Have you never ever watched porn? She is ugly, with thunder thighs and all... but somehow, guys like her

Me: Yuck, disgusting. I have watched porn, but it repels me... it is so so...umm... so

F: Mechanical?

Me: Yeah, egg-actly.. mechanical. The other day AS was telling me about the stages in porn-watching.

F: There are stages?

Me: I guess so...

Stage 1: Guy will watch any sort of porn without discrimination... even peek-e-boo will do... even the most disgusting porn will generate interest
Stage 2: He will become selective... since he knows what he likes.... wont waste his time on stuff he does not like
Stage 3: He will watch only celebrity porn... from Bipasha to Britney...
Stage 4: He will start watching real-life porn... MMS scandals, wardrobe mal-function...
Stage 5: The final stage where he attains Nirvana.... he loses interest in porn... it is all "Been there, done that" for him...

F: Interesting.